Chocolate wrapped figs are sweet, syrupy figs gently dipped in dark chocolate for a light treat!
I’m not going to lie to you, I’m exhausted. I’m exhausted to my bones. Even the prospect of penning this piece felt overwhelming to my fatigued fingers and strained eyes. I was heading up to my computer moaning, I dont wannnaaaaaaaaa.
Then I watched a Houston news footage and felt like a full and utter jerk.
It is not an issue to be too sleepy to write a food-related blog article. That’s the inverse of a problem. Nobody is going to say to you, “You miserable creature.” You spent 9 hours at your day job and then came home and opted to partake in an activity that adds to a goal you established for yourself that focuses on unnecessary eating.
There are folks who are presently homeless and have lost everything of their possessions. Their houses are practically submerged. Some folks lost pets or loved ones. Families have been forced to leave and have nowhere else to go except a furniture shop that has been converted into a shelter.
Bluebirdcafela.com PERSPECTIVE, WOMAN. YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOT PROBLEMS.
I’ve been crying while seeing footage of Houston’s crisis. I’ve contributed money, clothing, I’m giving all of the sales from my Cupcake Love products this week, I’ve checked in on people I know in Texas, and I’ve done pretty much all I can from my home in Massachusetts.
As a result, here I am. I’m going to talk to you about food. I’ll attempt to change the mood with something cheerful, like these dark chocolate-covered figs.
Humans either love or despise figs. I’ve never met somebody who said, “Eh, they’re alright, I think.” So, if you’ve made it this far and don’t like figs, congratulations, but why are you still here?
Will you cook them for your SO since they like figs and you adore them? Are you simply browsing for the photographs because you like all kinds of food?
Is it merely to see if I write anything absolutely inappropriate? Nonetheless, I’m delighted to have you as a guest.
They’re simple to prepare and have the perfect consistency for me: somewhat chewy on the inside with a crunch on the exterior. This is fantastic.
You are not need to use dark chocolate; use whichever kind you choose! I just like dark chocolate. She said that the darker, the better.
Well, see, if you came here for the inappropriateness, there you have it! You may now resume your usual internet browsing.
You may also leave out the crushed pistachios. You may substitute a different nut, shredded coconut, caramel, sprinkles, or nothing at all. It’s all up to you.
This is a choose your own adventure game with food, which makes it a million times better.
This dish is so simple to make that I almost feel bad calling it a recipe. Therefore, just to pour on, I decided to produce a video for it as well. You know, just in case you’re a visual person who wants to see me play with ingredients on my deck on a windy day.
Side note: When I was filming this video, the ice cream truck passed by, and I was ranting about how much I wanted to go rob that man of a Choco Taco. The screams and ice cream truck tune are not included.
Contents
- Dark Chocolate Covered Figs
- FAQs
- What fruits go with dark chocolate?
- What is chocolate fig?
- What fruits can you dip in chocolate?
- What do figs taste like?
- Is dark chocolate covered fruit healthy?
- What compliments dark chocolate?
- Why do we eat figs at Christmas?
- What is the most expensive fig fruit?
- What is the healthiest fig to eat?
- What kind of chocolate is best for dipping?
Dark Chocolate Covered Figs
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Description
Ingredients
- 4figs
- 1 cup tempered chocolate or dark chocolate melting wafers
- 3 tbsp. crushed pistachios
Instructions
- Use parchment paper to line a baking sheet or other plate. Set aside.
- Cut the figs into 3-5 pieces.
4 figs - Pistachios should be finely chopped or crushed.
3 tbsp chopped pistachios - Melt the chocolate according to the package instructions.
1 cup melted dark chocolate wafers - Dip the figs in the melted chocolate, using a spoon to assist spread the chocolate as required (as much or as little as you like, keeping a little bit of the fig tops exposed simply looks beautiful!).
- Put the chocolate-covered fig on the baking sheet that has been prepared. Cover immediately with crushed pistachios.
- Let to cool before serving.